Here is a short story I wrote called Unforgettable Dinner Guests.
by me Nickie Korpal. I was in the process of making this book into a picture book but decided to just release it as is. Hope you enjoy reading it. Thank you for reading!
Fannie Marsh and Emily Hopper has different types of table manners, who are you more like Fannie or Emily? Read on and find out!
Emily gets home from school, takes off her coat, hangs it on a clothes hanger in the front closet. She takes off her shoes, and places them in the closet and kisses her mother a warm greeting.
Fannie entrance is more extreme. Like a mighty hurricane Fannie runs in. She throws her coat on the floor, school backpack flies in the air landing anywhere and sometimes everywhere. Fannie walks onto her Mother’s clean floor with her muddy shoes making paths in all different directions toward the television set and refrigerator without a word to her dear Mother.
Emily makes sure her homework and chores complete before watching television or playing outside.
Fannie like clockwork parades into the house and quickly turns the television so LOUD as her favorite cartoons rings out. Fannie does not care who is watching what at that time! Cartoons comes first! Homework and Chores what’s that?
When Emily mother said, “Time to eat!”
Emily Hooper washes her hands and face before eating,
Fannie never washes her hands before eating but rather sit with her dirty elbows on the table yelling “HURRY UP! BRING IT ON NOW, I’M HUNGRY!” She sits picking her nose, while tasting each dish with her grimy and filthy little fingers.
Emily places her napkin on her lap, so its ready to wipe for misses or messy hands or face.
Fannie wears her napkin on her head and plays peaky boo with her dog Sweetie under the table.
Time for the dinner prayers, Emily bows her head as her mother gives the blessing. Emily quietly says thank you to God for the food served tonight!
Poor Fannie fidgets in her sit as the blessing is being said. Without thinking Fannie starts filling her dish with food and gets up to watch TV. She expressed as she watching TV, “ I LOVE PINCH THE CLOWN HE’S MY HERO!”
Emily always asked anyone near her dish of choice. “Please pass the green beans! Thank-you!” Emily never reaches in front of anyone for a dish she was eying. Emily is always polite!
Fannie pushes and grabs and even sits on the table just to reach her favorite dill pickles across the table. “Watch out Mother!” O’ No! A whole dish of red beets falls into Mrs. Marsh’s lap! Mrs. Marsh's white skirt now is a red beets polka-dots mess.
Emily would only eat small bits and wiped her mouth after each,
Fannie stuffs her mouth full, as she let her food dribble down her cheeks! Fannie would start to cough and vomit on her dish any food she dislike or couldn’t fit.
Emily would not speak until her mouth was clear,
Fannie talks with her mouth full and laughs for more. Fannie favorite trick would be to open her mouth wide and yell. “ SEE FOOD!”
Causing Mr. Marsh’s eyeglasses, to become filled with crackers and salvia.
Emily would never play with her food, at the dinner table she is there to eat,
Fannie creates castles with her potatoes, carrots became trains and her peas are Queens and Kings!
Emily knew which utensil to use for each course.
Fannie ate her soup with her fork, peas with her knife, ate her ice cream with her hands and licks her dish clean! YUM! YUM!
Emily would be willing to try new foods, without a complaint,
Fannie when presented with a new cuisine she never had. Fannie would have a tantrum and yell, “WHAT IS THAT? I WANT ICE CREAM BRING IT ON, NOW!” and than Fannie would feed it to her pet goldfish Goldilock.
Emily would ask, “May I be excused” and always takes her dishes to the sink,
Fannie got up throughout the whole meal to watch television, go the bathroom and even sat under the table barking for more food. Throughout the whole meal Fannie has been all through the house food and all. Leaving a trail wherever she goes. When she was finish eating, like a flash she was in front of the television, sound turned up full blast and dirty dish left for her mother to clean up.
Emily always thanks, the cook after she ate or thanks the hostess or host for inviting her over for supper and ask to help with the dishes.
Fannie would BLURP with a big smile on her face! Fannie flew to her bedroom, like a dust storm leaving her remains behind as she hid under the bed until the dishes and kitchen is clean.
Now the test begins:
Who are you more like Emily or Fannie, when it comes to table manners or just being a guest for dinner at someone house or even dining out? Please say you are more like Emily Hooper, and never dare to be like Fannie Marsh.
Thank you for reading. See more of my eBooks at rejoicewithin.com
Mythology Question. Who married his mother by mistake? Sigmund Freud named one of his concepts in Interpretation of Dreams (1899) after this character who is it_________________.
Here is a sneak preview chapter in my eBook I wrote called Adventure to Faith River. I hope you enjoy. Thank you for viewing. If interested in purchasing go to this link https://www.rejoicewithin.com/store/p54/Adventure_to_Faith_River_Novel.html
The flocks of mallards with Stan in the lead came to a marsh, “We will camp here tonight!” Angie was still disappointed about leaving Willow River but she kept praying as she and her sons touch the cool water it felt so good on her wings, they been flying non-stop the whole day. Stan did not want to stop, fearing the first frost, he has shortened the breaks to just 10 minutes and back up into the sky again.
“Mommy, I am so tired!” Ben laid his head on her mother. “Relax, sweetie!” Angie looked around at all the mallards when suddenly she could not find her Jason, giving out a quiet quack, “Come on Ben we must find you brother.” Angie turned the corner behind some cattails and reeds; there was her son, flirting with a female mallard.
Angie smiled to herself, but something was wrong the female was not moving, “Angie screamed at the top of her lungs, “JASON!” Out of nowhere came Buttercup she covered Jason with her wings as bullets shot at her as she protected Jason, suddenly Buttercup’s body went lifeless.
Little Ben watched his mother turn into a golden light circling Buttercup, quickly Jason flew from under her, like something protecting her as she picks up Jason as bullets started to fly. Angie, Ben and Jason soared high into the clouds. Angie looked back with tears in her eyes as half of her friends where being slaughtered and hung on poles. One hunter held up Stan the lead bird carcass, “Hey, I want this one stuff and hung on my wall, I will send it to taxidermy tonight…the guy at work will be surprise, it’s a beauty.”
She could not look anymore when she saw Jerry the strong drake of the group being carried away by a big hunting dog. Jason almost hit a tree with a big poster saying, “DUCK HUNTING SEASON HAS STARTED!” Finally landing in remote woods, Jason was uttering soft reedy notes uncontrollably.
“Mother, I’m so sorry, you saved my life, I didn’t know, I just didn’t know she was the enemy, she was so pretty all painted up. I just didn’t know.”
Mother gave Jason a big feather down hug. “I should have warned you, ducklings, we must be extra careful now, and we are being hunted. The hunters will try anything to get us from whistles that sound like us, wooden mallards that look like us, netting and last placing food out to catch us. We must be on guard until duck hunting season is over and that sometimes goes right into winter.”
Jason wiped away his tears with his feathers. “Mother is it safe now?” Mother looked around with alarm, “Little Ducklings we are not safe, until we get to Faith River, it’s the only place protected for our kind! Until we get to Faith River we must pray for God for guidance and lots of courage to never give up.”
Ben will never forget the way his mother looked when his mother saved Jason by the grace of God saving his mother and brother. Quietly he said a pray of thanksgiving.
Thank you for reading. If interested in purchasing Adventure to Faith River go to this link. https://www.rejoicewithin.com/store/p54/Adventure_to_Faith_River_Novel.html
What do you call an author who uses another name not really their own when writing or publishing their works? What do you call this type of author _____________________.
I love doing research. You can find out so much about trivia things besides it can open up your creative juices while writing your story. You can find the answers to almost everything by just researching. You can do it all on your computer. I still love going to the research department at the library and searching on microfiche, looking through old manuals and reports. Something about having my hands on them compared to looking it up on the computer makes it more personal to me.
To get you in the mood to do research here are some questions I came up with to help get you started on doing a research project. You can use online searcher engines or go visit your local library to find the answers. Have fun.
What do you call a story with morals or lessons about life often taught by animal characters who are acting like humans called_____________________?
Here is a sneak preview of one scene from my new eBook called Rum-Te-Tum-Tum-Crunch...Kerplunk.
Barry sat next to his sister when she laid her head on his shoulder. “Think of home Rosemary, of Mommy and Dad”
A strange looking car flew by with another following; suddenly they stopped by the children. Five individuals dressed like fruit, jumped out of a polka car and five more individuals dressed like vegetables jumped out of green car. Both cars had commercial license plates. The two groups the fruit and vegetables started to fight with spoons and forks.
Both Rosemary and Barry eyes were enormous; they only saw this stuff on television but without the costumes and utensils a course. Unexpectedly a tomato came running from somewhere, it pushed itself between the vegetables and fruits.
Barry noticed that Tomato from somewhere, but he could not put the vegetable face on anything.
The two groups started doing finger games,
“Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old, some like it hot some like it cold, some like it in the pot nine days old.”
The tomato lost the game and it started get boiling mad, “I’m a tuh-MAY-toh not a tuh-MAH-toh.” he sat down when suddenly the vegetable and fruit started repeating tuh-MAH-toh not tuh-MAY-toh. The vegetable group attacked the poor ripe tomato by pulling him back and the fruit group got into the game and pulled the poor tomato toward them. They were heading for Barry. Rosemary screamed with horror, “Barry watched out.” The tomato split into two and tomato juice was everywhere.
Suddenly there was a loud siren heading toward the children. Quickly the two cars took off, one part of the tomato went into the polka car and the other into the green car and they zoomed away. Following the car were 10 vans with their sirens ringing with printing on the side FDA, USDA, EPA and CDC and even the CIA (Culinary Institute of America), chased after the fruit and vegetable cars. Rosemary and Barry looked at each other; only evidence left was the tomato stains, plus one packet of seeds.
“That scared the jellybeans out of me didn’t it you Rosemary?”
“Do you think the tomato is alright, Barry?" Rosemary touched her forth head, she was burning up.
“It just tomatoes stains nd did you see those license plates they were from a television show. That was so cool, Rosemary? The FBI or is it USDA...What do all those letters mean?"
“It scared me Barry. I don’t feel good.”
“It’s just make believe, just maybe we could be on a real life television program. They must be taping for the next series.” Barry walked over to the tomato stains, “besides Rosemary, its just catsup.”
Barry took off his worn sneaker and stuff the seed packet into them, they covered the big hole perfectly on the sole of the shoe. Barry was smiling from ear to ear at his new discovery seed packet supports. “Rosemary look! It doesn’t hurt anymore.” Barry did the mash potato dance.
"Rosemary lets get going mother is waiting for us. It's already pass dinner hour."
Purchase Rum-Te-Tum-Tum Crunch...Kerplunk to find out what happens to my main characters Rosemary and Barry at https://www.rejoicewithin.com/store/p56/Rum-Te-Tum-Tum_Crunch%E2%80%A6Kerplunk.html Thank you for viewing.
Author,Artist and Illustrator. Self Published author of eBooks and videos. Plus I do artwork on assignments and teach classes.