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A Special Message from the Author to the Readers:
Hello, I been a professional organizer for many years and I also taught organizing classes to all age groups. I just love sharing this story with my students. Where There is Clutter! A Party Is Going On! I always get a nervous laugh or shuffling in their chair as I read it to the class. I hope you enjoy it. Take the time to really think about your own clutter. Do not worry! A professional organizer is on call to help. LOL Please enjoy! Read right to the end, because I want to discuss more about this book afterwards. See you at the end of the story. Sincerely, Nickie Korpal
Where There is Clutter! A Party Is Going On!
When news of a house that had lots of clutter, items left out, space wasters, duplicates, damaged, jumbled, no time to clean junk. Loaded with unmatched items, homeless pairs, useless whatchamacallit, doohickeys and doodads. Items littered in piles after piles in a disorderly fashion. The smell is toxic as its decomposing. Do not forget the gadget, knickknacks, trinkets, thingamajigs and discarded stuff.
The humans who lived in this chaotic world. Don’t make a move to clean up the clutter or stop the bugs and rodents from entering. They seem to fit right in with their unhealthy cluttered world. Useless hostess who don’t worry about their unwelcomed guest. They accepted the bugs and rodents as part of their own existences. They would say, “I would never let go of my paraphernalia. I don’t see any problems. More the better. Don’t touch my stuff and stay out.”
The bugs and rodents cannot wait to get together to throw a big bugs and rodents party, in this discard and unloved clutter uncleaned house.
The news spread fast; the weevil lays her thousand eggs. The bugs come in droves not to miss the messy piles, rotting and decomposing stuff.
The Dust Mite and her whole family of about 1 million mites charge into the carpets, chairs and traveled fast for the beds, eating and setting up colonies.
The dust mites meet with the bedbugs a little bigger than them. The bedbugs and their families have already invaded the clothes closet and beds.
The moths and their buddies go for the wools and silks and munches happily.
Just a larva not yet a carpet beetle and their band, goes for the Persian rugs, pillows and string instruments. The band of future adult carpet beetles plays a tune as they eat.
The furniture beetles and their relatives found hanging from the ceiling and going for the wooden furniture. Some are laying eggs in every crack they pass. The furniture beetles have been living for about 3 years in some old chair, now as they reach adulthood, they emerge. Looking for more furniture to infest with their offspring.
The beetles and the weevils are heading for the food cupboards. If one room cluttered? So, will be the rest of the house. The beetles take a big chunk and munch into a macaroni box. While the weevils with their long snouts and sharp jaws goes for the spilled open bags of flour.
Surprise! The grain moths found cushioned in their cocoon in some dried fruit causing more damage than good.
The head queen ant sends out her scouts, to check out the bug party before it’s too late. Just in minutes a parade of ants, with the queen ant at the lead, all heading for the pantry.
The cigarette beetles and the flour beetles are fighting for the spice rack. The flour beetle is docile and knows they cannot win. They let off a foul odor and everyone backs away. They win the spices. The cigarette beetles move away and adventures to the furniture stuffing and the leathers instead.
The spider beetles love the cold they move into the refrigerator. Munching away on all the outdated fruits and stale rye loaf of bread. They meet up with mold and rancid foods already decomposing with out of date substances. They infest and burp after each morsel. While the lady spider beetles, goes for the furs in the bedroom.
Suddenly there is a loud munching sound, thousands coach roaches’ cousins coming through the floor, the ceiling, drains and shelving. Almost stepping on the weevils. With a loud yell, they charge into the cupboards and closets. As they munch on electrical cords, food particles, and wood fixtures.
In each corner of the clutter lives a half of a dozen little spiders. The female spiders, making enormous party designs of artistic nets. They are hoping their webs would attract males’ spiders or other bug guest into their snares for dinner.
The water-bugs and its gang are heading for the basement. The delicious damp wood, damage boxes and furniture are a delicious treat. Coming through the drains and from cracks cause by the weight of the clutter. They infest every corner, as they team up with black mold forming onto the walls and ceilings.
The silverfish and their tribes are damaging the books, magazines, and newspapers piled to the ceiling and on overstuffed book shelves. They leave their mark of gnawed holes and feast on the bookbinding glue.
Looking over head, the sounds of air bombers circle as 20 to 50 houseflies’ flies in. Houseflies without any teeth, with sticky hairy feet goes flying in with confidence and schmooze with the other bugs. They are known to work a room. The flies fly in and out for hours feasting on discard foods and waste spread throughout the party. Purging and eating as they spread diseases on anything they have contact with.
The mosquitoes entered the party looking for a bloody meal. At the party the mosquitoes noticed the still water where they can lay their fertile eggs. Toys left outside not put away, wading pools not emptied, leaky faucets and tubs and dripping cans of liquids. The female mosquitos look ravenous as the female are looking for any life blood source. They don’t mind who their next victims would be they are only to the party for the blood and inject their venom onto their victims. To them it must be done, so to keep their colonies alive.
The news of a clutter home causes the ticks to catch a ride on any rodent going that way. The female ticks are always looking for blood just like the mosquitoes. The male ticks are chasing them to the clutter house. Ticks work the entire party looking for new host to jump unto and feasts upon.
The lone ranger party guest are the mice. They prefer to be wallflowers of the party. They try not to be seen or heard. When they are stuck in a wall, they cannot stop from making lots of noise of scratching or making squeaky noise.
A mouse scratches it’s ear, as it munched on some secondhand books. Ten more of its siblings are not far behind. All eating any morsel, they can get their paws on.
If rodents are at the party, fleas are there too. Dancing and changing partners as they dance in and out of the dirty carpet. They will not take no for the answer. They are the hardest to get rid of, when there is a party going on.
The entertainer of the party would be the cheese skippers. They are always belching laughably, while doing the leaps and acrobat stunt. As the party goes into the wee hours, they become more toxic as they keep entertaining while munches on food particles found under the furniture.
Loud noises of intensified as munching and gobbling the delicious clutter. Attracting more bugs and rodents all different sizes and species to the bugs and rodent party. All welcomed to come in. Mix mingled and fights break out for processions. All claiming their part of the clutter.
When suddenly 20 to 30 rats came in. The rats were infectious about the clutter and devouring everything in site. All 20 to 30 smashed into the bugs and rodents party. The whole bugs party stopped munching and fighting. Complete quiet spread over the entire exceedingly cluttered house.
All watching this gang of troublemakers’ undesirable guests stomping and making lots of noise as they chew on anything insight. These scalawags took over and had complete control of this clutter party. A big fat rat, looks around, and in a loud high-pitched shriek. "LET'S PARTY!"
The rodents and bugs cheered and got right back to partying nonstop. Never wanting to leave this infested cluttered place. Knowing this host the human would never clear out this decomposing clutter. All those rodents were bringing parasites by the thousands too to infest this clutter bug and rodent infested house.
Goodness. This whole clutter house taken over not just by human ‘s clutter but also pests of all kinds the really tiny to enormous. If you have clutter? You better start cleaning, getting organized and maintaining your stuff. Unless you want the bugs and rodents to have a party, at your house. Worst yet big rats climbing all over you tonight.
Last Words from the Author: If this sounds like your home? Unhealthy for you and your family. It is time to call an exterminator. If you rent? Contact your landowner for help. If you cannot get your house organized yourself? Contact a professional organizer, who can help with the process to a clean and rodents and bugs free party house. It’s your choice. By enrolling in this organizing class. I want to first graduate you for taking that first step and wanting to get organized. Together we can stop the bugs and rodents taking control of your sweet home to create a safe and clutter free environment for you and your family. Let us get started.